- Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:25:38 pm
#5171
So, being the queen of Ponderosa (with David as my lovely king) I have complete control over this place for the next couple weeks. So if you want to stay here and be on the jury, please follow these rules!
1. Ozzy is our fallen Savior. Every night before we fall asleep, please get down on your knees and bow your head and remember the legendary 3-2-1-1 vote which sent him home right before the jury. The Church is open all day Sunday; you must worship him if you do not wish to be exiled.
2. The kitchen is closed all night from 11 PM to 7 AM because I'll be in there binge eating out of depression from my 12th place finish. Sorry early risers, but if you want food at 6 AM? You're going to have to wait for me to get out of the puddle of my own tears and clean up before you can eat, because a queen must always be dignified when they're in the public eye.
3. Shane is the antichrist; when he gets here, he will attempt to overthrow my godly rule but we must not let that happen. Keep the love of Ozzy in your heart and let that empower you to keep that brutal beast from getting into your mind.
4. Be the bitterest juror you can be.
Enjoy your stay!
1. Ozzy is our fallen Savior. Every night before we fall asleep, please get down on your knees and bow your head and remember the legendary 3-2-1-1 vote which sent him home right before the jury. The Church is open all day Sunday; you must worship him if you do not wish to be exiled.
2. The kitchen is closed all night from 11 PM to 7 AM because I'll be in there binge eating out of depression from my 12th place finish. Sorry early risers, but if you want food at 6 AM? You're going to have to wait for me to get out of the puddle of my own tears and clean up before you can eat, because a queen must always be dignified when they're in the public eye.
3. Shane is the antichrist; when he gets here, he will attempt to overthrow my godly rule but we must not let that happen. Keep the love of Ozzy in your heart and let that empower you to keep that brutal beast from getting into your mind.
4. Be the bitterest juror you can be.
Enjoy your stay!
