By Gabriel
#6937 for shane, in case he goes!!

ok so when i was like... probably the ages of 3-5... i lived in this little old white house and it wasn't anything spectacular and some parts weren't as put together in places but it's the place i attribute my childhood to.. so that's really neat. but anyway my family always thought the house was haunted... we'd have drawers pull open or always just have really weird visual or auditory things happening... i remember waking up and looking on the floor next to me and thinking i saw a rose or something... but it wasn't actually there after i blinked a few times.

but anyway... the PAINT MAN. was this guy... i think he was probably... i'd say a total of... a foot and a half tall. his clothes were pastel yellow and white and he basically looked identical to that mario picture... but was an actual sentient being in my dreams. it's just that his costume was, like i said, pastel yellow and white. pastel yellow overalls and a white undershirt. he carried around a paint palette on his left hand that had a lot of paint on it or whatever... like an artist. that's why he was the paint man.

anyway, i remember seeing him a lot in my dreams but as i've grown older there's only one experience that i can remember distinctly. but.. i was probably 5 years old. and my mom's room was a bedroom off of the hallway that connected the kitchen to the living room. so for some reason i was in there taking a nap that day and in my dream... i was in a supermarket. all the aisles were pretty bare... like just white shelves. but people were pushing around carts... anyway. the paint man was there. and i had a shopping cart that i was pushing around the aisles. and the paint man was after me! i don't know the reason, but i knew that the paint man had been going around the store too and throwing globs of paint on people... and when the glob of paint hit them, they died. he wasn't after me at first but once he saw me he started to come after me... so i started to run with my buggy down the aisles... and then i woke up before the dream resolved, of course. because i was very scared.

anyway, directly above me was a circular light that lit the room... like one of those where the lightbulb is horizontal and there's a translucent dome covering it. anyway, when i opened my eyes... i saw the color wheel (which i'd just started learning about in art class at school) spinning around the light.... and when i turned my head to look at the doorway (which didn't have a door, for whatever reason... or if it did, the door was open) i saw the paint man... translucent but more opaque than not... and he was just peaking around the edge of the door, basically with one leg out and both hands wrapped around the side of the doorway. only a foot and a half tall... probably less now that i'm visualizing it... but he laughed and then ran away. and then i never saw him in my dreams again... but that was the paint man
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By Gabriel
#6942 yah i have some weird emotional attachment to him. i think... well i'm a very artistic individual. i think that it was some sort of sign from the eternal spirit saying that the paint was gonna hit me.... but it's not a bad thing. once i'm covered in paint i'm the artist i want to be.. you know? so i think when i mentioned it the other night that's when i had the realization of what the paint man was. or is..
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By Shane
#6943 Let's get these votes read. Let's see who it'll be Shane or Kimmi.
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By Gabriel
#6944 and when the paint man hit other people with paint... they are just dying to art. and that's what i do every day when i listen to music... in a way, lmao
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#6947 The paint man is on my shit bitch list now.
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Gabriel wrote:and when the paint man hit other people with paint... they are just dying to art. and that's what i do every day when i listen to music... in a way, lmao


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By Gabriel
#6951 jeff... u left ur glasses at camp last night.... i brought them in my undies today and i was planning on giving them to you when you said we could play an idol but i got distracted. here they are

-hands him glasses-

okay now u can read the votes
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#6953 I can't read the votes can someone post them with comments?
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#6955 bye kimmi.... i really love you! and i'll miss you a lot. sorry that this didn't work out :/ i may see you soon! i may not... but either way, i cant wait until we can talk again! bye!!!! <333333333 icon_wub icon_wub icon_wub icon_wub icon_wub icon_wub
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#6956 Kimmi Can't let Sophie get that partner immunity idol. Sorry.
Kimmi This vote is only because I don't want your partner to get an idol. Sorry.
Kimmi it's probably me, but it's worth a shot
Kimmi Robbed.
Kimmi Something something something South Park reference
Shane prolly not gonna work, but this fits my playstyle
Shane Sure.
Shane Here goes nothing.
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