- Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:29:17 pm
#8451
Greetings, fellow Earthlings! Jenna’s here to make your day just a little bit dimmer. The mic is all mine right now, so I’m gonna make some beautiful music.
I know a lot of people would be cool with skipping FTC and casting their vote for the winner immediately. However, I am not one of those people. I may be leaning in a few different directions (idk if that’s physically possible), but my mind is still not made up. Any of you could snatch up this vote like it’s the last bite of your mama’s meatloaf.
I was kind of shocked that I was voted out last night, but I really, REALLY appreciate that you guys saved me 7 hours of answering jury questions just to lose anyway lol. You all get brownie points for that.
My vote will not be decided based on who I feel “deserves” it the most. Let’s be real y’all. Deservingness is so subjective, and not hip enough for fly cats like us. No, I will be voting based on who I want to personally see crowned with the title of Sole Survivor. I think I’m rambling at this point while saying nothing of substance at the same time, so let’s just jump right into the questions, shall we?
I’m not one of those people who wants to see you guys go through mental torture by being forced to answer 12 difficult jury questions. My questions will be short and sweet, like a fine tea. I’m gonna go in alphabetical order, because I really dig the English language.
I will ask each of you individual questions, and then I will have a few questions for all of you. Failure to answer any of my questions will result in severe penalties and/or death. Also, all answers must be given in the form of a question (jk unless you really want to).
Mookie
Hey there, chocolate chip Nookie dough! How are you this beautiful evening? We started out this season #MekuStrong, and that came full circle by the end. You were a great friend and ally throughout the season. I think you’re a lovable person who should be showered with hugs and money. But I still need to hear your pitch as to why I should bestow my vote upon you.
QUESTION TIME:
1. If you could go back in time and change one elimination in this game, which one would it be? Note, changing any elimination before the Final 4 to me will result in instant disqualification from receiving my vote (jk--maybe).
2. What do you consider your proudest moment in this season? It can be a challenge win, the orchestration of a blindside, or just a fun joke you cracked. Pick your fav.
Sophie
What’s up, Soup Pea? You deserve more props than they have on a movie set for being here at FTC. You were a target for elimination from, like, Day 1. I don’t know how you managed to get here, but color me impressed. Even though we often voted separately, you were always a delightful pal to talk to.
POP QUESTIONS:
1. What do you think caused so many people to be alienated from you? Was it something in your personality, or just your status as a threat?
2. You left it all out on the table this season, but everything wasn’t always peachy keen in the Sophieverse. What is your biggest regret this season?
Shane
Yo yo yo, Candy Shane. You’re crazy cool, and just plain crazy. As in every season of Survivor, many people tried to be sneaky and underhanded, thinking they were sly geniuses or something. However, you cut right through that phony baloney and called it as you saw it. I completely respect that, and I loved working with you as the endgame approached.
QUESTION PARTY:
1. If you were trapped inside of a snowy mountain cave, and you could bring 2 castaways from this season with you, who would you choose, and why?
2. What do you consider your finest achievement was this season? And what do you consider your biggest mistake?
QUESTIONS FOR EVERYBODY:
1. If you had to bathe naked in a tub of ravioli with one castaway from this season, who would you choose and why?
2. What’s your favorite type of cookie? Note that there IS a correct answer.
3. Just to add a little holiday spirit; what is your favorite Christmas song? This is the most important question of them all.
That’s all I got. Thanks for a fun season, and good luck to all 3 of you!
I know a lot of people would be cool with skipping FTC and casting their vote for the winner immediately. However, I am not one of those people. I may be leaning in a few different directions (idk if that’s physically possible), but my mind is still not made up. Any of you could snatch up this vote like it’s the last bite of your mama’s meatloaf.
I was kind of shocked that I was voted out last night, but I really, REALLY appreciate that you guys saved me 7 hours of answering jury questions just to lose anyway lol. You all get brownie points for that.
My vote will not be decided based on who I feel “deserves” it the most. Let’s be real y’all. Deservingness is so subjective, and not hip enough for fly cats like us. No, I will be voting based on who I want to personally see crowned with the title of Sole Survivor. I think I’m rambling at this point while saying nothing of substance at the same time, so let’s just jump right into the questions, shall we?
I’m not one of those people who wants to see you guys go through mental torture by being forced to answer 12 difficult jury questions. My questions will be short and sweet, like a fine tea. I’m gonna go in alphabetical order, because I really dig the English language.
I will ask each of you individual questions, and then I will have a few questions for all of you. Failure to answer any of my questions will result in severe penalties and/or death. Also, all answers must be given in the form of a question (jk unless you really want to).
Mookie
Hey there, chocolate chip Nookie dough! How are you this beautiful evening? We started out this season #MekuStrong, and that came full circle by the end. You were a great friend and ally throughout the season. I think you’re a lovable person who should be showered with hugs and money. But I still need to hear your pitch as to why I should bestow my vote upon you.
QUESTION TIME:
1. If you could go back in time and change one elimination in this game, which one would it be? Note, changing any elimination before the Final 4 to me will result in instant disqualification from receiving my vote (jk--maybe).
2. What do you consider your proudest moment in this season? It can be a challenge win, the orchestration of a blindside, or just a fun joke you cracked. Pick your fav.
Sophie
What’s up, Soup Pea? You deserve more props than they have on a movie set for being here at FTC. You were a target for elimination from, like, Day 1. I don’t know how you managed to get here, but color me impressed. Even though we often voted separately, you were always a delightful pal to talk to.
POP QUESTIONS:
1. What do you think caused so many people to be alienated from you? Was it something in your personality, or just your status as a threat?
2. You left it all out on the table this season, but everything wasn’t always peachy keen in the Sophieverse. What is your biggest regret this season?
Shane
Yo yo yo, Candy Shane. You’re crazy cool, and just plain crazy. As in every season of Survivor, many people tried to be sneaky and underhanded, thinking they were sly geniuses or something. However, you cut right through that phony baloney and called it as you saw it. I completely respect that, and I loved working with you as the endgame approached.
QUESTION PARTY:
1. If you were trapped inside of a snowy mountain cave, and you could bring 2 castaways from this season with you, who would you choose, and why?
2. What do you consider your finest achievement was this season? And what do you consider your biggest mistake?
QUESTIONS FOR EVERYBODY:
1. If you had to bathe naked in a tub of ravioli with one castaway from this season, who would you choose and why?
2. What’s your favorite type of cookie? Note that there IS a correct answer.
3. Just to add a little holiday spirit; what is your favorite Christmas song? This is the most important question of them all.
That’s all I got. Thanks for a fun season, and good luck to all 3 of you!
