Stranded in Suriname

Questions to come.

Merge Baby!!!

I AM THE MERGE BABY

BIRTHED FROM THE VAGINA OF MOTHER KAIKUSI I USED TO BE A SPERM IN FATHER WAIWAI. LILIAMA THE MERGE BABY HAS EMERGED FROM THE WOMB AND IS READY TO SLAY.

So.... Saramaka is the random crazy lady who kidnapped you?

No, Trashley.

I am saramaka.

So i have a question for you, after almost being voted out at Kaikusi, are you planning on staying loyal to them? Is your MO still to take out Sophie?

Being second chance, I have to bring up your previous season. In Faroe Islands, infamously all of the big threats were taken out early in the merge leaving all the UTR players in the end. Do you consider yourself a big target in the merge and if so, is taking out Sophie leaving you as a bigger target?

As cool as it would be, I'd rather not be queen of Ponderosa. I'd like Sophie to have that title. So I gathered 6 people who I believe I have the best shot of taking her down with, Artis, Flicka, David, Kelly, Sugar, and Mookie and sent this:

Liliana wrote:So as most of us know, there was some controversy over something Kim said on her way out. She mentioned a cross tribal alliance, that been existing for a while.

So we are lucky to have an early merge, because it gives us a chance to stop this beast before it gets to big and eats us all.

As I see it, Sophie, Kimmi, Jenna, and Marissa are the core 4. Shane is Sophie's slave, and is completely loyal to her, which makes 5. Gabriel is a blank spot; I'm not sure whose side he's on.

But us 7 here are majority. So if we can stick together for a vote and get out a member of the aforementioned alliance, this game will be a lot more fun for all of us.

Everyone seemed to agree with it so I believe I won't be an early jury boot. I've been that in all 3 of my games (well, except in Faroe) and I just want to be 5th or 6th ONE TIME! Is that really too much to ask???

You didn't answer the question of why Sophie. What happens AFTER those 5 peopel vote out Sophie? Are you next? You found the idol, you've swapped several times and know people on both tribes, are you yourself going to become the next Sophie after she leaves?

idk man but i wasn't even answering your question the first time

did i somehow answer it lmao

So i have a question for you, after almost being voted out at Kaikusi, are you planning on staying loyal to them? Is your MO still to take out Sophie?

Well, I wasn't really "almost voted out." It was more like one jerk turned on me and then pulled in his single follower to try and get me out because I was stupid at the challenge that day. I'm still very loyal to and trusting of Kelly, David, and Sugar. Not so much Jenna (because of the whole cross tribal alliance thing) or Kimmi (because she voted for me. duh.) I really do want to take out Sophie, even though it's not really for strategy. If Sophie goes home, it will be the first time that almost NO ONE had wanted someone to go, and I was the one who managed to flip them, and turn them against that person. If I can vote out Sophie and make her the first jury member, that'll show that I WAS worthy of this second chance. It shows that I have power in this tribe, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Being second chance, I have to bring up your previous season. In Faroe Islands, infamously all of the big threats were taken out early in the merge leaving all the UTR players in the end. Do you consider yourself a big target in the merge and if so, is taking out Sophie leaving you as a bigger target?

I'm not complaining about us targeting threats in Faroe because I would be in tenth place if we didn't and that would just suck. lol. but I think I do consider myself a target, which is why I'm going to try and lay low for the next few eliminations if Sophie goes home. When I asked Shane to blindside Sophie because she was an amazing player, he said that I was one too. I don't know if he was kissing my ass or what, but I'd rather not be known to everyone as an amazing player or I'll be the next one to go.

Oh my god I'm reading over these guys past seasons

Sierra was “edgic” obsessed and constantly tried to remain true to what she perceived to be the winning formula for editing.

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

sooooo here's what I think of everyone because I have lots of free time and I'm sure when this season is over you'll all want to read this. and i want to do make everyone represent something from a group of 13 so everyone will be from this painting so apologies if it makes no sense. half of this will be bs probably

Me- Jesus :)

Gabriel- Black haired guy fourth from the left
I have no idea what he's feeling or who he wants to side with, much like you can't see this guys face. I feel like he wants to ally with me because he's sitting so close, but he's looking away from me at the same time. His pose is a confused one, and that's how I feel about him. Why does he always sound like he's drunk. Who's side is he on. What is his hair.

Sophie- Farthest on the right
She's in an angry pose and gesturing at me, because it seems like every single time we talk she gets mad at me. She's sitting as far away as possible, and would rather talk to her orbiters than me. When she does it's bitchy and annoying because it's obvious she really does not want to be doing it.

David- Guy next to Jesus holding up a finger
He really only votes with me. In this picture, he's looking towards me (and no one else) for confirmation on who we're voting and holding up one finger, signaling we're voting out the first person on the right.

Marissa- Person to the right of Jesus looking at the hand
We're "close". Her, like Gabriel, say they're going to vote with me. But Marissa doesn't really want to look at me, she would much rather look at (and vote with) her other, cross-tribal alliance.

Artis- Old guy holding up both hands
He's not very active. The only thing I know about him is that he flipped. Basically, he's the guy who says "fuck this shit" and is willing to do whatever.

Kimmi- The guy holding up the hand
She'd much rather prefer to vote with Marissa and their alliance, and is offering her hand to her as a sign that they'll be connected in the alliance. She betrayed me, and since I'm basically a god I cursed her to look old (lol) but didn't kill her because I still have a little room for her in my heart if she votes with me from now on. She is kind of a bitch though. Like I told her that Ozzy was targeting her, and she votes for me?? Ugh. (Ok I'm getting off topic)

Jenna- the guy at the left end
She's staring into the game. She's not very active, but she does whatever. She's looking at everyone, and thus everyone is open for voting with her. She is kind of shady.

Sugar- third from right arguing with Sophie
She's gesturing at me and arguing with Sophie, showing that I can trust her and be friends with her because we both hate Sophie. I used to have her distant from me and not tell her stuff, which is why she's not right next to me. She can't help herself from bitching at Sophie. Other than that, we vote together and we trust each other. Love you Sugar

Mookie - the guy looking at Jesus's dick
like that guy is totally looking at Jesus's dick. has no one noticed this before? is this what gay Italians got off to in the 1500's? did people back then even masturbate? even if they wanted to, it would be kind of horrible. nothing to fap to. can you imagine if there were pornography plays back then? actors on stage fucking each other and a bunch of middle aged men buttering the biscuit? can buttering the biscuit even work as a euphemism for masturbation? I vote yes.
anyway we're close. we're partners. we're so close that we can check out my dick safely without worries of either of us being gay. he's cool. he votes with me. whatever.

Flicka- the guy fourth from the right
she's looking at me longingly because we can both remember the days we were close in Faroe Islands. We wish we could be as close now as we were then, but two assholes already took the seats next to me. Anyway, we trust each other (i hope) so she's not afraid to look at me and I can tell her with honesty who we're voting her. she's sweet.

Shane-the guy second from right
Looking to Sophie for instructions. He's not looking anywhere else but her. His face is so close they're almost kissing. Shane and Sophie are basically a duo at this point, but it was way more Shane's doing than Sophie's because Shane needs a master. That's just how he is. On Old Kaikusi, he was a lost dog because no one would pick up his vote he offered, but now he found Sophie. But since he's a dog, he's slobbering all over the table and making everything smell gross. Ew.

Kelly- Second from left
Initially was close to Jenna and planned to take a seat, but isn't looking at her anymore. They still look in the same direction, though. My direction.

Here's the painting. Linked it wrong in the initial post.

This is the funniest thing I have read all game love you Lil

love you too Trashley <3

mookie is great i asked him about thanksgiving but you know he's not american

Liliana wrote:Agh stop being so Canadian

Mookie wrote:Sorry

this is everything

oh my god Sophie... I stopped messaging her because she kept on bitching at me and we're both online so out of the blue she messages me. Like wtf. I don't want to talk to you. You annoy me. Please go to Ponderosa already.
But of course, since I do not want to let her think she won, I message her back. Who's ready for Bitchfest 2015 round 2 to start?

Well, I'd like to move past it. Again, I think you targeting me is rather foolish of you. If you consider me to be a threat, why would you want to get rid of me when you have 11 other people standing in your way? And don't give some bullshit to me that most people do about me voting against you and how it wouldn't be smart to keep you. The truth is, you're not someone I think it would be wise for me to get rid of. The people that are "known" and "on the radar" of others are exactly the type of people that should be kept around with so many others in the game.

You know what? Maybe I'll humor her for the entertainment but no way that I'm not voting her tomorrow.

Liliana wrote:

Well, I'd like to move past it. Again, I think you targeting me is rather foolish of you. If you consider me to be a threat, why would you want to get rid of me when you have 11 other people standing in your way? And don't give some bullshit to me that most people do about me voting against you and how it wouldn't be smart to keep you. The truth is, you're not someone I think it would be wise for me to get rid of. The people that are "known" and "on the radar" of others are exactly the type of people that should be kept around with so many others in the game.

You know what? Maybe I'll humor her for the entertainment but no way that I'm not voting her tomorrow.

If you go home immediately after Sophie, would it have been worth it?

Yea. Not much I can do to change her going now, or else it'll be really suspicious. I'm just going to try and stick with my closest allies and have a lot of friendly convos with them while talking minimal strategy so they don't see me as a threat.

uhgghhggghghhgg

of all the nights to have a public immunity idol

fuck all of you