By Mia Galeotalanza
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welcome to an age-old Stranded tradition.......

"Cry Mia River"
est. forever

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formerly known as...

"The Mia-lujah Chrorus"

and

"Mia's Harem of Hate"


This season:

Wherein Mia bitches about everyone that isn't Sean*, Sophie*, Kristina*, Sugar*, Jenna*, Kelly*, Marissa*, and Jenna*.

*List subject to change.
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#46 Day 01: Stranded in Suriname

Welcome, players, to Stranded in Suriname: Second Chance!

*shots of nature and contestants sizing each other up*

*intense shots of Sophie, Kristina, and Sean, the season's pre-determined Final 3... who will win, though???*

*shots of other contestants, acknowledging that they are filler characters for three much more important players this season*

The contestants reach a boat in the middle of some random ass lagoon. Poody is standing there to welcome them.

"Welcome, players! I'm so exciting to have all of you this season. As I'm sure you've all figured out by now, this is a second chance season! Except for the fact that some of you are playing for the 3rd, 4th, or maybe even 5th time. I've lost track. Anyways, that's not important, and neither am I. Allow me to step down to welcome the most important host of this season..."
























































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*Mia steps off her luxurious yacht to stand next to Poody, who kindly takes a seat in the background as the filler character he is*

*the players laud Mia's arrival with uproarious applause*

*Mia takes a subtle bow. The attention doesn't seem to get to her head. She is humble, kind, and approachable. She possesses all the qualities that a two-time fan favorite should*

"Hello players!!! Welcome to Stranded in Suriname!!!!"

*the players go wild again. Mia calms them with a subtle wave of her soft, delicate hands*

"I'm so excited to welcome you all here today. Before we start, I want to fill you in on some essential Stranded back story to help inspire you and put you in the right state of mind for this second chance!"

*some of the players tear up a little bit. They realize how kind and caring Mia is....*

"On this day, November 8th, 2012... three long years ago... Stranded in Costa Rica began. 18 players entered the Costa Rican jungles for the first time. And one of those special players entered the game far out of her league. She was set to go home early.... UNTIL.... and early tribe swap saved her. That player then managed to use the swap to her advantage... to take control of her fate..... AND the game."

*a dead, heavy silence washes over the players. they are inspired. in awe. they don't know what to think*

Mia clears her throat.

"Players... believe it or not, that player.... was ME!"

*eyes pop open in disbelief*

"That's right. When Poody was helping me plan this season, we needed inspiration. We were stuck. We didn't know what to do. And that's when it hit us--- what better way to model a season than after the most inspiring second chance story in all of Stranded history?"

*ALL of the players nod in agreement*

"So that's why you're all here. You all deserve another shot. And we want you all to seize this opportunity. Make the most of it. WIN!"

*The players cheer again*

"And whoever wins, wins the greatest honor of all: You get to share your win with me!"

*The players begin to mutter amongst themselves, realizing just how high the stakes are this season. They realize that there has never been a more coveted prize in all of Stranded History!*

*Mia steps forward*

"Players, with that, I must leave you to start your game and your journey. Don't let yourselves down. But most of all, don't let me down. Good luck. I'm rooting for all of you!"

*Mia winks at Sean, Kristina, and Sophie*

*Mia steps back onto her yacht and leaves*

*Poody defecates*

*The players cheer, going wild. They are hyped up beyond belief*

*flash to intro*
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#50 Day 02: Waiwai Tribe

*Kimmi and Kristina return from Tree Mail*

Kimmi: "Hear ye, hear ye! We have tree mail!"

Gabriel: "Wow, I hope that we hear more from Mia! I loved her!"

Kristina: "Well, this is a message from Mia, but it's not the good news you're hoping for. Read the message, Kimmi!"

*Kimmi reads aloud*

"Hello players! I hope your first day in Suriname is going well! Anyways, I'm here to raise the stakes even higher! To really motivate you all to play your best and play your hearts out, we've devised a punishment system for the tribes that lose at the Immunity Challenges. Any tribe that loses will be FORCED to endure a night with Stranded alum COCHRAN visiting their camp. Good luck and play hard! xoxo -Mia"

*the players gasp*

*a quiet, somber silence washes over the Waiwai camp*

Sugar: "This is utter bullshit. I heard Cochran is the absolute worst player to interact with in Stranded History! I didn't sign up for this bullshit."

Gabriel: "NONE of us did. I'm so upset."

Kristina: "You guys are right. This is TERRIBLE. But... like Mia said... I guess we'll just have to.... WIN!"

*Kristina winks subtly at the camera*
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Trashley Markwood wrote:Send the Royalty Cheques my way. 10% of every thread view.

"Cry Mia River" - Trashley Markwood, circa Stranded In Portugal


I won't give you a penny over 8%! Final offer!!
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Trashley Markwood wrote:9% and a positive mention is each episode update and we can sign the paperwork today.


8.5% and you can be my lovable sidekick in all the fan-fiction. Final offer.
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Mia Galeotalanza wrote:
Trashley Markwood wrote:9% and a positive mention is each episode update and we can sign the paperwork today.


8.5% and you can be my lovable sidekick in all the fan-fiction. Final offer.


Only if my post-baby slammin' body gets mentioned whenever I do.
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#162 I don't want to make a blog because I won't use it but:

All my faves having the hottest avatars (just like me... and Mia ~I guess~) <3
(Aka: Marissa, Jim, Kimmi, Jenna, Flicka, Kim, Kristina <3)
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Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink

Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink

Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink

Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink


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Et tu, Gollum?

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Trashley Markwood wrote:
Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink

Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink

Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink

Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck everyone! You're all my favorite tribe! icon_wink


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Et tu, Gollum?

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omg is this going to be the Mia & Ashley show? We ~do~ have the best avatars.

And I think I told one of them that I hated them but I forget which icon_blink

Tribe rankings incoming over the weekend. I don't have any homework for the next two weeks so Mia is freeeee
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Diane wrote:It depends on the puzzle. I'm not so hot with puzzles that involve posting pictures (online at least) but I'm pretty good with research puzzles. So if we have a challenge where we have to look up the answers to something I think I'll do really well.

What about you Sandra?


oh my fuck Diane <3 already at it again. Idk how this bitch is real. "I'm not good at normal puzzles, but I'm good at RESEARCH PUZZLES."

Slay me!
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#539 Episode 01: Start of game thoughts

Kaiksui: This is a tough one because there isn't much action there yet. Some inactivity, maybe just from Sean and Shane but that's it. I'd say that STANDOUTS are David for sure, he's putting a lot in. And Sandra is interesting while Diane is lulsy and quirky as expected.

Meku: Even though John and Jim aren't that active, Meku is honestly delivering the most right off the bat? Like KELLY starting that alliance right out of the gate, Mookie and Jenna being like wtf, but going along with it, and Marissa being pissed off and annoyed about it? Kelly is clearly rusty at this. Jenna is the breakout start to me, though. Her confessionals are adorable and hilarious. I want her to go far and hope that her lack of challenge skill doesn't send her home early. She's so fun.

Pirai: SOPHIE SOPHIE SOPHIE! She has unapologetically whipped the tribe into shape. Pulling in Kimpy, wanting to protect Carl/Rupert? Amazing. I'm just nervous about her ability to keep it under wraps, especially if they don't win much. They will struggle. And if anyone calls her on her shit, it will be Carl. She's better off to have Kimpy as her number 2.

Waiwai: In love with this tribe, too. Kimmy is being fierce and fun (something she lacked in her previous season) and whipping the tribe into shape as well. Maybe not as dominating as Sophie is on Pirai, but it's working for Kimmi. Pulling in Kristina and Gabe I think? As long as Sugar gets in that mix too, I'm good with that. Sugar is adorable and hilarious. And I can't wait until they have to deal with her shit. You know it's coming. Ozzy and Yau Man? Yawn. I'm not here for it.
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#542 Was Sophie like this at the start of Namibia? If so she is going to need a loyal bitch at her side or she has no hope of making it to the end. Will she become Portugal-Lisa? :0

Waiwai and Meku are my faves. Marissa ♡ Kimmi ♡ Kristina ♡ Jenna ♡
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Trashley Markwood wrote:Was Sophie like this at the start of Namibia? If so she is going to need a loyal bitch at her side or she has no hope of making it to the end. Will she become Portugal-Lisa? :0

Waiwai and Meku are my faves. Marissa ♡ Kimmi ♡ Kristina ♡ Jenna ♡


I agree with all of this <3

Sophie will definitely need someone EXTREMELY fucking loyal to her. She just has to pick the right person, and that person is NOT Carl. As far as I can tell. Flicka was having none of Carl in her audio confessional (which was a little gamebotty but she's trying hard so I won't dock her! Very likable!

Jenna honestly wasn't even on my radar coming into this but she's SKYROCKETED so hard. I'm just worried about her that's all. She's amazing but fragile. If anyone breaks her, I will hit them back 10 times harder.
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#546 I'm glad I never did audio or video confessionals when I played orgs. I can't even imagine how much worse it would have been if my emo shit was vocal especially since I've been told I sound "very aussie" (aka "git farked dickhead" apparently) when pissed off icon_lol

I will listen to Flicka's at home I look forward to it.

Mia off topic do you have those retarded 'Safe Space' & 'Minorities can't be racist' people at your school? What is the American experience???
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