- Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:36:00 am
#8749
Shane- I'd like you to answer one question. What the fuck, man? Like honestly what the actual fuck? That's been your game this whole season. First off, you come into the game a couple days late. Fair enough, we were willing to give you a chance because real life always comes first. Then... you post a fucking thread in camp saying "the first person to mention strategy to me will get my vote for the next tribal councils". What the fuck? So we're immune, and the tribes swap. You go to NuWaiwai, dominated by Pirai due to the fact that Mookie decided to put 5 of them on a tribe of 10. The obvious best move here would be to take one of them out! But no. Because you had made a really fucking idiotic move, you made poor Diane pay for it by flipping to the Pirais because she was going to vote you if we went to tribal council. Well, whoop dee fucking doo. Your little revenge fantasy was reality. And you continued to orgasm at every tribal council due to the sheer pleasure of voting for those MEAN PEOPLE who were going to vote for you! But what you didn't know is that you were so fucking far up Sophie's butt she was tearing up. When I tried to propose blindsiding her to you (Which would've been great for all of us, because look what happened.) , you ran back to your master and yelled that I was disobeying Her Highness's rules. What the fuck? At merge, you bizarrely flipped on her and started becoming her worst enemy. What are you? How are you real? Shane, you are a delusional, rude, fake asshole and I want to ask the jury if they really think someone who was so personally ugly and so strategically oblivious to represent this amazing season. Shane, you've lost a FTC before and a truly hope you do again.
Sophie- You won't get my vote. Ever. I hope you don't get anyone's vote. Your game has been entirely based on luck; Ruperts quit saved you until the merge. Then the PII saved you.Then my blowup at tribal saved you. Then your abilities at stupid little challenges saved you. Then an idol saved you. You don't deserve to be here. Someone who was targeted at every single postmerge tribal council and only survived because of physical prowess doesn't deserve to win. Sophie, you may see yourself as a Mike- someone who everyone turned on but you valiantly immunitied your way to the end. But here's the thing; Mike was a beacon of hope in a cast of horrible people. You're the opposite. Every time you won, you made a genuinely kind, nice, friendly person leave. Yea, you may have had a nice run as queen of Waiwai. But you know what? You're not leading an alliance correctly if you can be pegged as the one leading the alliance. You have probably ruined any joy I may have gotten out of SoPa Sophie, because when I see her on the screen now all I'll be able to think of is the entitled and disgusting person you are.
Mookie- You deserve to win. After starting out on a horrible tribe and being on another where you were constantly the underdog, you flew under the radar right up until the end. I have nothing more to say to you, and I think it's obvious you're getting my vote. But please, explain to the jury why you should win, because if you don't I'm not sure if I'll be able to say I'm truly proud to have been part of this season.
Sophie- You won't get my vote. Ever. I hope you don't get anyone's vote. Your game has been entirely based on luck; Ruperts quit saved you until the merge. Then the PII saved you.Then my blowup at tribal saved you. Then your abilities at stupid little challenges saved you. Then an idol saved you. You don't deserve to be here. Someone who was targeted at every single postmerge tribal council and only survived because of physical prowess doesn't deserve to win. Sophie, you may see yourself as a Mike- someone who everyone turned on but you valiantly immunitied your way to the end. But here's the thing; Mike was a beacon of hope in a cast of horrible people. You're the opposite. Every time you won, you made a genuinely kind, nice, friendly person leave. Yea, you may have had a nice run as queen of Waiwai. But you know what? You're not leading an alliance correctly if you can be pegged as the one leading the alliance. You have probably ruined any joy I may have gotten out of SoPa Sophie, because when I see her on the screen now all I'll be able to think of is the entitled and disgusting person you are.
Mookie- You deserve to win. After starting out on a horrible tribe and being on another where you were constantly the underdog, you flew under the radar right up until the end. I have nothing more to say to you, and I think it's obvious you're getting my vote. But please, explain to the jury why you should win, because if you don't I'm not sure if I'll be able to say I'm truly proud to have been part of this season.
Don't try and spin my game In to this big mess just because we never got along.
