- Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:09:54 am
#8196
In this thread: Jenna becomes an adult by going through the Rites of Passage. Time to recall my favorite and not-so-favorite castaways from this beautiful season of Stranded.
(I think some of these are out of order, so just tell me which ones are and I'll fix it Felix.)
Carl
Carl, we never talked. Ever. But I'm sure you're a delight to be around.
Jim
You were simply a victim of showing up too late. No harm done. I've been there. Thanks for being part of the Meku crew for one round.
Yau-Man
I never talked to you either. But I think I remember you from spectating Faroe Islands. You seemed like you had a good head on your small, fragile shoulders.
John
John was r.obbed. In another universe, where I'm not a curse who makes my tribe lose every challenge, I think we could have gotten along swimmingly.
Sandra
Why did we vote you out again? Cuz in retrospect, that seems like a stupid decision. You were sassy and kept it real. Jenna digs that in a person.
Diane
I DON'T KNOW YOU! AHHHH! You were good at challenges though? Maybe. I can't recall.
Kristina
You were one sly dog. You were uh, really smart, and that's why you had to go when you did. Also because you and David were BFFs. But don't think you didn't kick bootay.
Sean
SEAN! Thank you for being the only person in the season who would tolerate me enough to be my partner. We were the first ones to sign up, first come first serve. Thanks for calling me a french fry. I really am starchy. You should not have gone when you did. Hopefully you're proud of me for making it to the Final 4. Too bad I'll probably be a goat in the finals now.
Kim P.
I really liked you during the short time we got to know each other. Of course, you were then upset at me for voting you out at Tribal Council, starting a trend of people hating Jenna at the end of each round. Good job! Oh, and thanks for spilling the beans about that cross-tribal alliance that I'm still not sure existed.
Rupert
I never talked to you that much, but I guess you quit for Sophie or something? Thanks for quitting so that the glory of Sophie could be added to the postmerge portion of this season.
Ozzy
Ozzy, you were cool like ice cream on a cold day. Hopefully you finally got that Xbox One or Wii U that you wanted. Sorry for pushing everyone into voting you out.
David
David was a chill dude who really grew on me as the season went on. You never displayed much emotion, and I respected that. I had to vote you out though, because Liliana was trying to be a mob boss. BUT...
Liliana
...THAT DON'T MEAN I DIDN'T LOVE HER ANYWAY. You were my Faroe winner pick. Oh well. But you were absolutely awesome, even though we had to go behind each other's backs a lot. I know you hate me right now, because the entire world turned against you during your boot, but I STILL did not vote you out. Your hatred is misguided, so hopefully you can build a bridge and get over it, and we can be friendz 4 lyfe again.
Marissa
I don't even know what to say here. You and I were rock solid throughout this season, all the way up to your elimination. I knew you had to go eventually, but I wasn't expecting you to go so soon. You were a wonderful presence who signed up for the Jenna Trainwreck Experience willingly, and I love you for that. I don't know your current opinion on me, since you never show up for Tribal, so hopefully it's positive.
Artis
I remember in the Nepal Spectator Saloon that people you said you were like a calculator or robot or something. I can totally see that, because you were pretty smart and analytical. Keep that brain juicy.
Kelly
KELLY! You are in the running for my favorite person out here. I loved our morning chats, and you're like a zen master with how chill you are. You have no weaknesses in terms of the game. Sorry for voting you out, but I do what's best for me, and I knew you were too dangerous to let get any further. Hopefully you don't hate me, even though I thiiiink you might have sent a few vomit emojis my way? But I really wanna be friends after the season.
Kimmi
I don't really have to say anything here since we're amigos outside the game (thanks Varner). You were kickbutt this season, and that's why you were voted out when you were. I wish the stars had aligned for us to work together, because you're bae, as the kids say.
Gabriel
Ugh, you're such a star that it makes my bones ache. There are a few similarities between the two of us, like that we're both immature, talkative, and trippy. Just like Kimmi, I REALLLY wish we could have squadded up this season. At least we got to for one vote? Seriously though, you are an angel on Earth. Sorry for voting you out on accident. I will never let the Paint Man get you, son.
Sugar
PLEASE POUR YOURSELF ON ME. Throughout the game, you constantly referred to me as adorable, which...well, I can't debate it. We were allies for a good portion of the season, and I really liked you. You were like a puppy dog, and you were a great conversationalist. Seriously, you were marvelous. Now, I know you hate me since I voted you off (uh sorry, it's called voting out threats), but I'm hoping you can find it in your heart to forgive meh, because I don't want no bad blood. Jenna/Sugar must reunite after the season.
Flicka
It's kind of weird that I'm writing this, because I thought you would be in the finals with me. However, despite pointing out how well-connected you were earlier, I never realized what a huge jury threat you were, and THAT is a testimony to your amazing under the radar game. Hopefully you don't hate my guts, because it was clear as day that you were gonna whoop me in the finals. Hope to reunite our spark after the season, Flicka Flame.
THEY WHO REMAIN
Jenna
Lame. Moving on.
Sophie
I really don't need to sing your odes. You're an obvious star who should be on every season of Stranded. You make so many enemies, yet you've always been weirdly likable to me. You call it as you see it, and you aren't afraid to get into heated debates with EVERYONE. Your stone cold heart is something to behold. Keep on rocking.
Shane
I cannot wait for us to get lambasted by the jury. I love your psychotic ways, and that's why we were almost partners. You scream, and openly accuse people of being sewage trash, and I adore that. Thanks for adding me to your list. I think we've done a pretty good job of making the most of what we have. You've been a reliable ally throughout the season. Cheers, my angry friend.
Mookie
You're seriously the coolest guy evah. We've been a team since pretty much the beginning of the game. You're super nice and energetic. You don't take things personally at all, as demonstrated by the times I incorrectly and foolishly told you that I was voting you out. You seem very sincere, and I can't think of any bad thing I've heard about you all season. And I JUST remembered that I think you're in the Nepal subreddit as well? So I think I'll be seeing you around, buddy! Good luck.
Dramatically approaches fire pit and throws the torches of my fallen comrades into it. Contemplates life. Eats the ashes.
(I think some of these are out of order, so just tell me which ones are and I'll fix it Felix.)
Carl
Carl, we never talked. Ever. But I'm sure you're a delight to be around.
Jim
You were simply a victim of showing up too late. No harm done. I've been there. Thanks for being part of the Meku crew for one round.
Yau-Man
I never talked to you either. But I think I remember you from spectating Faroe Islands. You seemed like you had a good head on your small, fragile shoulders.
John
John was r.obbed. In another universe, where I'm not a curse who makes my tribe lose every challenge, I think we could have gotten along swimmingly.
Sandra
Why did we vote you out again? Cuz in retrospect, that seems like a stupid decision. You were sassy and kept it real. Jenna digs that in a person.
Diane
I DON'T KNOW YOU! AHHHH! You were good at challenges though? Maybe. I can't recall.
Kristina
You were one sly dog. You were uh, really smart, and that's why you had to go when you did. Also because you and David were BFFs. But don't think you didn't kick bootay.
Sean
SEAN! Thank you for being the only person in the season who would tolerate me enough to be my partner. We were the first ones to sign up, first come first serve. Thanks for calling me a french fry. I really am starchy. You should not have gone when you did. Hopefully you're proud of me for making it to the Final 4. Too bad I'll probably be a goat in the finals now.
Kim P.
I really liked you during the short time we got to know each other. Of course, you were then upset at me for voting you out at Tribal Council, starting a trend of people hating Jenna at the end of each round. Good job! Oh, and thanks for spilling the beans about that cross-tribal alliance that I'm still not sure existed.
Rupert
I never talked to you that much, but I guess you quit for Sophie or something? Thanks for quitting so that the glory of Sophie could be added to the postmerge portion of this season.
Ozzy
Ozzy, you were cool like ice cream on a cold day. Hopefully you finally got that Xbox One or Wii U that you wanted. Sorry for pushing everyone into voting you out.
David
David was a chill dude who really grew on me as the season went on. You never displayed much emotion, and I respected that. I had to vote you out though, because Liliana was trying to be a mob boss. BUT...
Liliana
...THAT DON'T MEAN I DIDN'T LOVE HER ANYWAY. You were my Faroe winner pick. Oh well. But you were absolutely awesome, even though we had to go behind each other's backs a lot. I know you hate me right now, because the entire world turned against you during your boot, but I STILL did not vote you out. Your hatred is misguided, so hopefully you can build a bridge and get over it, and we can be friendz 4 lyfe again.
Marissa
I don't even know what to say here. You and I were rock solid throughout this season, all the way up to your elimination. I knew you had to go eventually, but I wasn't expecting you to go so soon. You were a wonderful presence who signed up for the Jenna Trainwreck Experience willingly, and I love you for that. I don't know your current opinion on me, since you never show up for Tribal, so hopefully it's positive.
Artis
I remember in the Nepal Spectator Saloon that people you said you were like a calculator or robot or something. I can totally see that, because you were pretty smart and analytical. Keep that brain juicy.
Kelly
KELLY! You are in the running for my favorite person out here. I loved our morning chats, and you're like a zen master with how chill you are. You have no weaknesses in terms of the game. Sorry for voting you out, but I do what's best for me, and I knew you were too dangerous to let get any further. Hopefully you don't hate me, even though I thiiiink you might have sent a few vomit emojis my way? But I really wanna be friends after the season.
Kimmi
I don't really have to say anything here since we're amigos outside the game (thanks Varner). You were kickbutt this season, and that's why you were voted out when you were. I wish the stars had aligned for us to work together, because you're bae, as the kids say.
Gabriel
Ugh, you're such a star that it makes my bones ache. There are a few similarities between the two of us, like that we're both immature, talkative, and trippy. Just like Kimmi, I REALLLY wish we could have squadded up this season. At least we got to for one vote? Seriously though, you are an angel on Earth. Sorry for voting you out on accident. I will never let the Paint Man get you, son.
Sugar
PLEASE POUR YOURSELF ON ME. Throughout the game, you constantly referred to me as adorable, which...well, I can't debate it. We were allies for a good portion of the season, and I really liked you. You were like a puppy dog, and you were a great conversationalist. Seriously, you were marvelous. Now, I know you hate me since I voted you off (uh sorry, it's called voting out threats), but I'm hoping you can find it in your heart to forgive meh, because I don't want no bad blood. Jenna/Sugar must reunite after the season.
Flicka
It's kind of weird that I'm writing this, because I thought you would be in the finals with me. However, despite pointing out how well-connected you were earlier, I never realized what a huge jury threat you were, and THAT is a testimony to your amazing under the radar game. Hopefully you don't hate my guts, because it was clear as day that you were gonna whoop me in the finals. Hope to reunite our spark after the season, Flicka Flame.
THEY WHO REMAIN
Jenna
Lame. Moving on.
Sophie
I really don't need to sing your odes. You're an obvious star who should be on every season of Stranded. You make so many enemies, yet you've always been weirdly likable to me. You call it as you see it, and you aren't afraid to get into heated debates with EVERYONE. Your stone cold heart is something to behold. Keep on rocking.
Shane
I cannot wait for us to get lambasted by the jury. I love your psychotic ways, and that's why we were almost partners. You scream, and openly accuse people of being sewage trash, and I adore that. Thanks for adding me to your list. I think we've done a pretty good job of making the most of what we have. You've been a reliable ally throughout the season. Cheers, my angry friend.
Mookie
You're seriously the coolest guy evah. We've been a team since pretty much the beginning of the game. You're super nice and energetic. You don't take things personally at all, as demonstrated by the times I incorrectly and foolishly told you that I was voting you out. You seem very sincere, and I can't think of any bad thing I've heard about you all season. And I JUST remembered that I think you're in the Nepal subreddit as well? So I think I'll be seeing you around, buddy! Good luck.
Dramatically approaches fire pit and throws the torches of my fallen comrades into it. Contemplates life. Eats the ashes.
